Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Dang it.
But while I'm up, I might as well make the most of it. My plan for the day is to run, eat a good lunch, put on a boring movie, and hopefully get a good nap before City Council. Whether or not that actually happens remains to be seen. I keep waffling back and forth as whether or not to quit my Observer job. I really do enjoy reporting on the City Council and the Planning Commission, but with my sleep schedule, I don't have a lot of time. Oh well. It's extra Europe money, at the very least.
Oh, back to work. We had an interesting night a week or so ago. I was ringing up a customer and we heard this really loud crash and saw a flash of light, which turned out to be an SUV running off the road and crashing into our Daylight Donuts sign, sending it about 30 feet across the parking lot. We went outside to see if everyone was okay, and two guys got out of the car, said something to each other, and took off. We called the police and they came and took statements and all of that stuff, but as best as we can tell, the drivers were intoxicated illegals who had borrowed that SUV. They never caught them, as far as we know. Way to go, APD. The way they wrecked the vehicle, though, was priceless:
Exhaustion
Benjamin and I were up late last night, first watching some great season 2 episodes of 30 Rock, then comment-bombing © Emmanuel Bello-Ogunu, one of our friends from middle school. Comment-bombing © is one of Ben's and my favorite hobbies. We miscalculated Emmanuel's however, because he was online at the time. The ideal situation is for a person to log into Facebook to find 99 notifications of picture comments. It's basically our way of showing the world how ballin we think that person is. After we comment-bombed © E-man, we set our sights on our future Oscar-winning screenplay, "Godfather of the Night," which is a working title. I can't give away any of the amazing plot, but involves fast cars, drugs, and road rage. We can't take credit for the idea, however. While we were coming back from the crap hole that is Baton Rouge, LA, George told us a story of a drug runner that Benjamin and I fell in love with. It's going to be epic. After we write the real screenplay, then we'll write the spoof, "Fairy Godmother of the Night," and then the porno, which doesn't have a title yet. Lastly, we'll write the children's book. Saving it until last is going to be a challenge because we have a tendency to turn everything we do into a children's book:
Chapter 1: He was a bad bad man.
Chapter 2: Where did he get all of those drugs?
Chapter 3: Why is he so mad?
Chapter 4: He goes so fast in his car.
Chapter 5: That was a big explosion.
(you get the idea)
Anywho, the whole thing is going to be amazing. We'll sweep the Academy Awards for sure.
Thanksgiving is fast-approaching. You'd never know by looking at department stores or other decorations, though. Christmas--the commercialized, non-Jesus-centric, money-driven one--has completely eclipsed Thanksgiving. It seems like it happens sooner and sooner every year. Thanksgiving, a day we are supposed to take the time to appreciate our loved ones and all that God has blessed us with, gets thrown into the shadow of the illusion that the more stuff we buy, the happier we are. Something about that just doesn't add up to me. So before we get bombarded with sale papers and Christmas music, we should take a little time to be thankful for what we have instead of worrying about what we don't. *steps off of soap box* There now. Opinionated moment over.
Since this wouldn't be one of my blogs without a random, unrelated picture, here's today's POTD:
Monday, November 16, 2009
Breaking news
Benjamin and I are going to win an Oscar. Maybe several. It'll all make sense in a few years.
That is all.
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Instead of crossword puzzles
I guess I'll start with the obvious. I'm wasting time after just having cleaned my room waiting on Benjamin to come over to watch some 30 Rock. In all likelihood, he'll sketch out, but it was a decent excuse to clean my room. Plus, I may actually get my 30 Rock DVDs back if he decides to come over after all.
I awoke to an interesting notification from Google this morning when I tried to sign in to my Gmail. Apparently someone tried to hack into my account overnight and they made me change my password, which was extremely annoying because I choose passwords that I can remember instead of for security. Until now, I was never worried that anyone would hack into anything of mine. I mean, I'd like to think I don't have any enemies. I live my life the best way I know how and try to be good to people. It's worked pretty well so far, or so I thought. I'm thinking this may be sinister because under one of the previous blogs about Jason's firefighting, an anonymous commenter said "Your boyfriend looks like an unkempt neanderthal," which I immediately took down. The next morning, the hacking alert happens. The two may not be related, but if they are, I have a good idea who is doing it, and trust me, if it's who I think it is, their intentions are far from good. If nothing else, it's a good lesson in controlling anger, bitterness, and resentment because he obviously hasn't been able to.
In other news, I find this comic to be extremely hilarious:

My Old Kentucky Home [Away from Home]
We started out on Wednesday morning and drove all day in the Prius (Don't get me started about how much I hate that vehicle) to finally reach Lexington around 7pm that night. Somewhere there was a time change in there, but your guess is as good as mine as to what time it actually was. The only picture that really turned out from the road was in Huntsville:
As you can see, that one wasn't very good either. Not only did I forget my actual camera and have to rely on my phone for photographic evidence of my travels, but I also happen to really suck at taking pictures, as you can see by my failed attempt at capturing the Corvette Museum for Jason:
Tuesday, November 10, 2009
All the cool kids are doing it...

We are leaving for Kentucky in the morning. We are going to see my aunt and I will be taking an official tour of the UK Law School. I'm excited because this is my first official law school visit (and my first chance to wear the new suit). I'll be having lunch with the attorney for the Health Department (My aunt is the director--that comes in handy), and hopefully I'll be able to pick his brain a little. All in all, it promises to be a great trip. When we're not law school schmoozing, we'll be taking winery tours and generally exploring Lexington. It'll be a nice little break from Opelika. The only downside so far is that I'll be missing the UGA game. Athens is a really great place to visit, and I've never been there on a gameday before. Oh well. Maybe next time.
Speaking of gamedays, I'll have to do a scrapbook post of LSU-trip pictures. They're on facebook, but who cares? It was a great trip, if you don't count the 8 hours we were actually in Baton Rouge. All of the photos are kind of rough because I took them with my iPhone, but they're the only record we actually have of the trip. More on that adventure to come. Trust me, it's a great story.
I'm sure you've heard by now, but our wonderful elected officials in the House passed their version of the health care monstrosity Saturday night. 1900 some odd pages their bill was. And they debated it for less than a day. Congratulations, Speaker Pelosi. You really achieved something. You got one Republican to vote for your hard-fought public option so now you can call it bipartisan. This is really more of an annoyance to me than anything, though. Having to see Pelosi's smug smile and hearing her gloat is the worst of it. The bill should have a much tougher time in the Senate, particularly with Lieberman agreeing to filibuster with the Republicans if the Senate bill includes a public option. If we can keep Snowe and Collins on the correct side of this argument and if Lieberman keeps his word, at the very least, the GOP may be able to pull off the filibuster and kill the thing for now. Unfortunately, herding conservatives is a lot like herding cats. We'll see.
Oddly enough, I've been watching a lot of South Park lately. Sure they're crass and vulgar and sometimes just downright obscene, but honestly, it's probably the best social satire out there right now. Right about the time SNL nosedove into sub-mediocrity (also known as sucking), it seems like South Park was there to step in and take the helm. Margaritaville did a better job of explaining the economic collapse than most news outlets. Two Days Before The Day After Tomorrow depicts the "Climate Change" (or whatever they're going to call it next week) crowd perfectly. So maybe some of them aren't sharp, hard-hitting, witty social commentary (admittedly, I skip over quite a few episodes when I go visit SPS), but compared to everything else out there, South Park seems to be running the table at the moment.
So what is there to make of this random, disjointed post? Probably not very much, to be quite honest with you. Part of the reason I never update this thing is that I'm afraid that I won't have anything to say. This post was no exception. But nevertheless, I'll solider on. Tomorrow will be quite a long day with the traveling and whatnot. Hopefully I'll be able to take some pictures for a post about UK. Again, no promises, but I'll try.
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
A series of awkard moments
Turns out the political parties and elections class is only marginally better than Women's Studies. The professor (she wants to be called that, but I hesitate. You'll see why) didn't know who Charlie Crist was, nor could she remember Blago's name. While I can see the average American being able to get away with something like that, the woman is a Political Science teacher at a major university. Know the Alabama border states' governors at least.
When she asked what happened to the Soviet Union (in reference to more countries moving toward democracy) and I answered, "It got Reagan-Thatchered," she stared at me blankly and I laughed uncomfortably (See? Just another in the series of awkward moments) Looks like I picked another winner :)
But I will say that even though the teacher is a complete moron, at least she's not a moron with an agenda and a doctorate like the Women's Studies chick. I can handle common household morons, even if they don't get my political humor.
Looking forward to the Cairo speech tomorrow. It's not so much the speech itself (I think I'm one of the few people who hate Obama's speech cadence. Is it necessary to use the same rhythm EVERY time? But I digress) but the tizzy that everyone works themselves into either because they loved it or hated it. Twitter will be on fire, and those are the most enjoyable nights. #tcot is a thing of beauty.
I am a little bit ashamed but this song has been stuck in my head pretty consistently since I first watched the video:
I may possibly be in love with Stilts. It's the "Jesus Christ, Ronald Reagan, plus Atlas Shrugged" part that got me. I think he's my political soul mate. He's at least been added to the political crush list that now consists of Rick Perry, Aaron Shock, Eric Cantor, and Stilts.
Looking forward to an uneventful weekend. Hopefully I will have time to catch up polisci reading that I have neglected due to work and the CW. Such an interesting subject, but such a terrible teacher.
Follow me on Twitter to watch the Cairo speech circus unfold. At the very least, it should be amazingly entertaining. At the most, vampire robot nazis could take over the world. But the South should be fine. We're good at the 2nd Amendment down here.
over and out.
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Promises, Promises
I'd like to discuss my take on current events, random goings on in my apartment/city/state/nation/world, and maybe even a few personal anecdotes--I never run out of those. Since no one reads this, I'm sure it will be good practice if I ever actually become a writer.
I made a Summer Bucket List (converting this blog was on it, so I'm really trying here) listing all of the things I want to accomplish this summer and before I leave Tuscaloosa, presumably for good. So for no good reason other than I spent 20 good minutes of my life on it, here is my summer bucket list:
-Go to The Houndstooth and The Booth
-Ride every Crimson Ride route in one day
-Buy a frisbee and play on the Quad
-Go to the Northport Diner
-Have one more party with the Southern Politics Study Group
-Go to the Original Dreamland and Full Moon
-Take a really irresponsible road trip
-Sing Karaoke in public
-Buy t-shirts from:
-Mugshots
-Buffalo Phils
-Zoe's
-Momma Goldberg's
-Finish Atlas Shrugged
-Go swimming at least once a week
-Wear Auburn shirts to class my entire last week
-Wear something Auburn to my graduation
-Have at least one War Eagle moment in Tuscaloosa
-Run two miles regularly again
-Get the blog up and running
-Make a real dinner twice a month
In all seriousness, if my next summer class is as intense as this Women's Studies class, I may never finish Atlas Shrugged. Someone forgot to give these teachers the memo that summer classes are supposed to be easy.
So even though this post isn't really about anything that matters, I'm giving myself a half-check for the blog conversion because this post isn't about anything related to my JN325 class (and also because it's the only thing I've sorta done so far).
Maybe next time will be more news-y/intelligent? We'll see.
over and out.
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Operation Winter Wonderland: The Gift That Kept On Giving
In high school, our friend group single-handedly brought back the old-fashioned prank. We made water parks in front lawns, duckie pools out of people’s pick-up trucks, and kidnapped a friend in order to conduct the city’s largest scavenger hunt.
But the piece de resistance was the genius of Operation Winter Wonderland.
On a lonely December afternoon, bored and looking for mischief, a friend and I decided we wanted to make our own snowstorm, since Mother Nature was being stingy that year. A mutual guy friend had been taunting us relentlessly, so he became the recipient of our little gift. Operation Winter Wonderland was born.
Using our irresistible charm, we lured our unnamed victim to my house under the guise of watching Christmas Vacation. We created an excuse to slip outside and left the boy, oblivious and happy, enjoying
We blanketed his car in two bags of all-purpose flour and took pictures of the masterpiece. His car looked like it belonged in the northern reaches of
My friend remembered her father, a legendary prankster in
We managed to convince our target it was snowing outside, and he ran to the glass front door, only to discover he was, yet again, the victim of our evil genius. After the movie was over, we watched him drive away into the night, a cloud of flour trailing behind.
On his way to work at the movie theatre the next day, he would later tell us, he turned his heater on and was surprised to find
himself and his vehicle covered with flour. We received texts pledging retaliation and had a good laugh, not knowing the story was far from over.
While he was tearing tickets, the police walked into the theatre and asked to see the owner of a green Lumina in the employee lot. He was escorted by the officers to his car, where the interior still had a good dusting of flour. A passerby had apparently gotten suspicious that the car’s owner was a drug dealer, called the police, and a narcotics-sniffing dog had to be called in before they could write the whole thing off as a misunderstanding.
My friend and I got simultaneous text messages simply saying, “Operation Winter Wonderland: the gift that keeps on giving.” And it was.
Though I’m older and a little wiser now, the prank is still alive and well in our friend group. Regardless of economic circumstances, real, good-natured fun doesn’t take a lot of money and makes the best memories. With good people and equal parts creativity and evil genius, the old-fashioned prank will live on forever.
Monday, February 16, 2009
Alabama dropout summit to tackle range of issues



Thursday, February 12, 2009
My random thought of the day

I miss the Gipper.
I know I was 1 and a half when he left office, but I am allowed to miss him.
I don't want to pay for California's poor fiscal policy. I don't want to pay for energy-efficient golf carts. I don't want to pay for nationalized health care system there was no debate about.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
President Obama faces the press

President Barack Obama faced the White House Press Corps as well as cameras sending his image all around the world Monday night as he delivered his grim economic message at his first prime time press conference.
"If you delay acting on an economy of this severity, then you potentially create a negative spiral that becomes much more difficult for us to get out of. We saw this happen in Japan in the 1990s, where they did not act boldly and swiftly enough, and as a consequence they suffered what was called the 'lost decade' where essentially for the entire '90s they did not see any significant economic growth."
"That's why the figure that we initially came up with of approximately $800 billion was put forward. That wasn't just some random number that I plucked out of a hat. That was Republican and Democratic, conservative and liberal economists that I spoke to who indicated that given the magnitude of the crisis and the fact that it's happening worldwide, it's important for us to have a bill of sufficient size and scope that we can save or create 4 million jobs. That still means that you're going to have some net job loss, but at least we can start slowing the trend and moving it in the right direction. "

Sunday, February 8, 2009
Doing what matters for Tuscaloosa (and Alabama's) children
She may be affiliated with a different political party, but she and the governor agree on one thing: success for Alabama's children starts with early intervention.
In her presentation to more than 200 teachers, students, and community leaders, Marquita Davis, commissioner of the Alabama Department of Children’s Affairs, stressed the need for urgent attention to young children around the state as well as to the families that raise them.

“A vision without action is just a hallucination,”
Wesley Church, an assistant professor of social work at the
“I think starting young is the best way to ensure these kids grow up with a chance,” Church said. “But there has to be more money. In this economy, everyone has to tighten his belt, but the kids shouldn’t suffer.”
Publisher of Kidsville News! and small business owner Mike Woodard had a different view of the funding issue.
“I agree that education is under-funded all around,” Woodard said. “But no one is remembering where all this money comes from. It comes from you and it comes from me. No one in Montgomery, or Washington for that matter, remembers that anymore.”
Woodard has gone from publishing Kidsville News!, a literacy publication delivered free to elementary school children, once a month in four counties to just one county since November. He blames the drop in advertising interest on the struggling economy, which hurts small businesses, his advertising bread and butter.
Woodard cited excessive spending on structures that could be built for less money, with the extra money going to fund the programs themselves. He said building grade schools which resembled buildings on the campus of the
“Instead of taxing us to death, why don’t they re-allocate some of the money they already have. It’s about efficiency, not ‘us versus the government.’”
According to the Department of Children’s Affairs website, the mission of the department is to “provide state leadership to identify, analyze, streamline and coordinate services for the 1.2 million children up through the age of 19 throughout
In a state that is not known for its stellar education standards,
programs are tied for best in the country.
Davis identified distinct areas for which her department is responsible: The Children First Trust Fund, a fund set up in the mid 1990s that routes certain tax money directly to education, the Head Start program, which works in conjunction with the federal government’s Head Start policies to manage and maintain the facilities, and the Alabama Office of School Readiness, which focuses on giving children the tools they need to succeed before formal school begins. Most of her presentation focused on the school readiness.
In most cases, there can be no higher than a nine to one children to adult ratio in these classrooms. If there are special needs children in the class, the number is lowered to allow to proper care.
“Four year olds are smart,”
According to
Other speakers at the conference included
Monday, February 2, 2009
Doing What Matters for Tuscaloosa's Children
Doing What Matters for Tuscaloosa's Children will feature speakers and presenters in various fields related to children and the problems facing families particularly in West Alabama. While Tuscaloosa itself is more prosperous than the rest of surrounding West Alabama, poverty, education levels, and other target areas have been identified as the focus of the conference.
Carolyn Dahl, dean of the University's College of Continuing studies, will be giving the closing address at the conference. Dahl believes that the greatest obstacle in the way of children is getting the funding for the educational system so it can turn them into productive adults.
"I think there have always been the same threats to kids," Dahl said. "Poverty, ignorance, drugs, and other things. What’s different now is the consequences seem more dangerous and parents, less accountable."
The speakers also will include Marquita Davis, commissioner for the Alabama Department of Children's Affairs, Linda Tilly, executive director of VOICES for Alabama's children, Milton Jackson, field director of the Department of Child Abuse and Neglect Prevention, and Stephen Black, director of Impact Alabama, among others.
Black, the director of the Center for Ethics and Social Responsibility at UA and grandson of US Supreme Court Justice Hugo Black, founded Impact Alabama in 2004 as a way to develop and implement substantive service-learning projects in coordination with universities and
colleges throughout the state.Black said the biggest problem facing Alabama's children today is the tax structure and the way the state distributes the money it collects from taxes.
"It's not that hard to fix," Black said. "We just have to get the message into the legislature and hope they listen."
Impact Alabama consists of three parts, all designed to help families.
Focus First uses college students to provide low-cost vision screenings to children. According to Black, up to twenty-nine percent of young children have vision problems that could prevent them from being literate upon entering public schools. Often, these children are not screened and the problems and the neglect allows the problems to worsen. Focus First allows children to have the best chance at becoming literate when they first enter public schools.
Save First helps poor families who qualify of the Earned Income Tax Credit by preparing free tax returns. Since there are no regulations on becoming at tax preparer in Alabama, many unscrupulous institutions defraud families and the government by submitting incorrect information and charging exorbitant rates.
Speak First targets low-income schools in Birmingham and finds students interested in college and debate and trains them in debate from their eighth grade year. These students attend schools that would not otherwise be able to afford debate teams. UA and UAB both support full four-year scholarships for the students participating in Speak First.
"I would call this justice, as opposed to charity," Black said. "This service model has the potential to make a huge difference in the state. Getting college students involved opens up whole new avenues of service."
Black will be speaking at 1:00 p.m. at Wednesday's conference.














