Only for Benjamin would I embarrass myself this much...

So I may or may not have rewritten all of the horrible song "LoL :-)" to reflect the health care debate. I would only do this for Benjamin.

Again, this may not have happened, but if it did, here is the original awful song (with the amazing visuals that Ben and I about died laughing over.

And here are my lyrics, if in fact I actually wasted an hour of my life writing them:

Obamacare Frownie Face

Shawty said I swear, gon' need some health care
Obamacare, frownie face, Obamacare, frownie face
Swaty got that swine flu, insurance won't pay through
Obamacare frownie face, Obamacare, frownie face

Shawty called my phone, I was busy (I was busy)
Said she was sick and feelin dizzy
Then I felt my phone buzz, I know what the flu does
She need a doc like really

Then she sent a text that read, baby I ain't cured
Then she sent another one that said I'm uninsured
So I sent her a frownie face and said let's get you well
She said Obamacare will help me, and I began to yell

Then I said this whole affair, it'll kill our health care
Docs won't have incentives for the top notch repair
It's on its way lines and forms, I hissed
All the innovation will be lost to waiting lists

Shawty said I swear, gon' need some health care
Obamacare, frownie face, Obamacare, frownie face
Shawty got that swine flu, insurance won't pay through
Obamacare frownie face, Obamacare, frownie face

Go to senate.gov and read up
Oh wait the bill's not there cuz they nothin but corrupt
Swaty got that swine flu, insurance won't pay through
Obamacare frownie face, Obamacare, frownie face

See our problem ain't lack of any insurance regulation
It's the fact that these companies aren't in any competition
Feds come in regulate, say you stay within your state
Government-created monopolies cause all this frustration

The free market keeps a balance, keeps things real nice
Keeps companies in line who try to drive up the price
Yo insurance won't cover your condition?
The free market would find you one that would--that's called competition.

A trillion dollars to talk to a federal bureaucrat?
No thanks, Chairman O, I'll keep my income tax.
Deregulate the system and give doctors back the power
You'll see more people insured and less grief within the hour.

Shawty said I swear, gon' need some health care
Obamacare, frownie face, Obamacare, frownie face
Swaty got that swine flu, insurance won't pay through
Obamacare frownie face, Obamacare, frownie face

Go to senate.gov and read up
Oh wait the bill's not there cuz they nothin but corrupt
Swaty got that swine flu, insurance won't pay through
Obamacare frownie face, Obamacare, frownie face

Obamacare frownie face, Obamacare, frownie face
Private healthcare's fine, y'all, Obamacare frownie face
Shawty said Stupack means no insured abortions
I told her Stupack will be axed in committee contortion

What about illegals, she said it's not in there
I told her that's the point exactly, not stated, not regulated
She's all upset, accusing me of tactics just to scare

She just doesn't get it, we all have to buy it
Pelosi and O said told us,
it's either jail time or you better empty out your wallet

They'll require jobs to provide coverage for us
Or pay a fee that is less expensive and thus
We get dropped off onto the the government's plan
That was designed all along, built in before it began

Shawty said I swear, gon' need some health care
Obamacare, frownie face, Obamacare, frownie face
Swaty got that swine flu, insurance won't pay through
Obamacare frownie face, Obamacare, frownie face

Go to senate.gov and read up
Oh wait the bill's not there cuz they nothin but corrupt
Swaty got that swine flu, insurance won't pay through
Obamacare frownie face, Obamacare, frownie face

***Note*** These are rough and not really true to rhythm yet. But yeah, I've got mad skillz, yo.

Benjamin and I also spent most of the night making a series of videos about a really cool cat who works at Office Max. His name is MarcDevin LeRoy and he's pretty much amazing. Look for those videos on my YouTube channel or Facebook. Basically, Benjamin and I make a great team. I wish we had the other third of the Alliance to work with, but things happen. We're just rolling with it.